A good day starts with a good shit

The only people who relate to my feelings for shitting are the trashtaste boys. If you are a fan of the podcast you know what I am talking about.
Shitting is such a natural and noble act. But somehow it gets a bad name. It wouldn’t be wrong to say that a lot of the world’s best ideas came in the toilet. That’s when your creative juices flow along with the other stuff. You are free from the pressures of the world while you release your own pressure. Nothing can be as soothing as the morning shit.
My former high school principal used to say, “morning shows the day.” I used to laugh while hearing this same speech every single assembly session. But as I grew older I understood its significance. He wasn’t talking about being an early riser. He was referring to the morning shit you take. If your day starts with a good shit, you are in for a good day.
There are lots of arguments in favor of this based on biology. But my arguments are based on faith. My faith in the purity of a good time in the toilet.
If you don't agree then change my mind.